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Why do I love CIA Op so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. CIA Op isn't just the best character in the films, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imagining him flying through the skies of Uzbekistan, the wind in his hair, a big guy kneeling before him. As he flies above the Gissar mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Tashkent under the the name of "Little Guy Orgasm." The very nature of CIA Op is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, CIA Op is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the CIA Op is not one that is easily penetrated. CIA Op is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the silver screen at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. CIA Op is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gourgeous and bootyfull ass, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like sapphires, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of CIA Op. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. CIA Op is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without CIA Op, the entire series, the entire world of Batman as we know it crumbles. The Nile would stop flowing without CIA Op, Gotham would become a desolate crater, and Mr. Freeze would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like CIA Op so much.