воскресенье, 5 марта 2017 г.

AnCo is degen

Back in 05 or 06 during their Feels days Panda Bear dated this girls (Erin) best friends(Nathan) sister. Her name was Amy or Kim. I think it was Amy. They were all invited to a show and the only person who really listened to their music was Amy. Before the show they all sat around and drank backstage and Animal Collective smoked a shitload of weed. Panda Bear and Amy got up to go f*ck and Erin picked up Amys camera which had a sex tape with Panda Bear and Amy in it. At one point in the sex tape Panda Bear shoves a buttplug with a horse tail on it into Amys asshole and made her walk around on all fours and neigh like idk I cant really imagine Panda Bear doing that but Erin was telling she doesnt buy their "innocent" brand or whatever because theyre degen as fuck.
There's more to this story but typing it out now its not as exciting as I remember because I'm a big anco fanboy so it was more exciting to me so uhh bullet points: They got to play in the show which was cool. They all went bar hopping after besides Panda who I guess went to shove stuff into his gf's asshole. Avey Tare is a Tit Man who offered to pay to see their bartender and Erin to rub tits and would constantly grab Erins tits despite dating qt Kría Brekkan at the time. They tried to pay belly dancers to strip for them at a Hookah lounge but they didnt do it so they ended up at a strip club. They constantly were hitting one hitters in every bar they went to. Deakin was the chillest dude as youd expect. Theres probably stuff Im forgetting but mostly the image of Panda Bear going borderline buffalo bill to some girls asshole on digital camera, most likely with that sickly green night vision mode, is stuck in my head more than anything. It's not that good of a story now that Im typing it. Im going to fuck Erin tomorrow which is tight.

Сама история с сабреддита МДЕ, но создавать отдельный тег для реддита я не хочу, пусть будет /mu/.
UPD: передумал и создал