Imagine being born in the modern era. You skipped 2 million years of Neanderthals bashing each other over the head for rape opportunities. You missed Ancient Greece where people were trying to cure diseases with chamomile tea and brine. You skipped the warring Roman, Ottoman, and Mongol empires - infinite war and unbearable brutality. You skipped the black death plague wiping out near 50 percent of the population of Europe in the Middle Ages with a slow, aching death. You missed the white phosphorus-laden trenches of WWI and the millions lost to WWII immediately after. The odds of your birth proceeding after millions of years of pain and anguish and starting at the advent of the most peaceful and prosperous time of the 1980s in the cradle of wealth that is Middle America are astronomically good. But you decide to live out your gormless life to pop out an entitled little cunt like yourself in the 2000s, and whine about the proportion of women not being correct at your dentist's office because this is a major sticking point in your life. These people are an existential insult.
