$100 says you clam up and hang out in the garage with the dog until I finally come out to find you and I'm like "Dude, why do always do this" and you're all like "Yeah whatever dude this party sucks, it's full of bugs" and I'm like "Seriously? This "bug people" thing again? Why can't you ever just chill?" You just sit silently petting the dog and I'm like "Hey, hello? Are you even listening bro? What the fuck is your problem?!" And you're just silent as tears well in your eyes as you slowly pet the dog and then I march over and grab your shoulder and I'm like "Dude!!" And you turn to me with tears streaming down your face and I'm all shocked and taken aback and then you scream "YOU JUST DON'T GET ME MAN, NOBODY DOES!!!" And I'm stunned into silence as you bury your face in your hands and weep, great shuddering gasps in between sobs. And I'm like "Bro.... I'm sorry...." and you're just crying still but quieter now. I put my hand on your shoulder and you cringe away for a second but I'm all like "It's okay bro we all feel like that sometimes, c'mon man, let's go inside and have a beer, that girl Becky said she thinks you're cute, she digs the shy thing haha" and you look up and sniffle and you're like "Really? You're not just saying that?" And I chuckle and I'm like "Nah bro seriously, she's cute too right?" And you're like "Heh yeah I guess, kinda chubby but whatever" and I kinda joke punch you in the arm and we both smile. Then we go back to the party and you get too drunk and try to rape Becky and then after we kick you out you go home and hang yourself.
