Step 1: Writing Lyrics
When writing lyrics, try and imagine the lyrics of Eminem's Slim Shady LP, but remove the substance and only leave in the parts about murder and rape. Fill the rest of the song with random loosely connected subjects like you're playing a rap version of word association. Then, add in some pointless edgy bullshit that is obviously put in there for no other reason but to be offensive but in reality would barely manage to offend the most conservative, elderly women. Dumb kids will think it's super 'dark' and 'offensive' anyways. Subtlety is never a requirement, just as long as you point out the fact you have bitches locked in your basement in every other song you're good to go.
Step 2: Producing Your Song
The beat should just be a basic, slow, bass-heavy rap beat. This will make everyone think it's real dark and scary. If you decide to include a chorus, you simply have to think of a phrase made up of only a few words and repeat it a couple times.
Step 3: Rapping
You don't have to put much effort into your rapping at all. Even if your flow is broken and shitty it'll be praised by your fans as 'unique'. Basically, you just have to talk your lyrics because the slowness will make the song sound 'darker'. Once you add octave shift onto that you'll sound like Satan with a throat infection.
Step 4: Naming Your Song
Name your song anything. Just go to a random page in the dictionary and name it the first thing you see.
Step 5: Music Video
Now that you have a song, it's time to make a music video. Just record you and your friends from Odd Future fucking around. Sometimes you'll be acting really hard, sometimes you'll be joking around and laughing. It doesn't matter that this breaks the feel of the video and music because you just don't give a fuck. Vomit on the ground a few times, vandalize something, and skateboard. Despite the fact you're only known for your rap, everyone wants to see your shitty skateboarding interlaced with the video. Trust me.
Step 6: Image
Now that you're a rapper, you gotta look and act the part. Despite how dark and troubled you pretend to be, dress like a prep. Even though it's obvious to everyone else that your music is Horrorcore, claim it isn't so you can keep pretending to be original. Work your arms out and show them off as much as you can despite how unproportionate they are to the rest of your scrawny body. Then, even though you look preppier then the preppiest white kid alive, wear some black out contacts so you can still maintain a shred of 'darkness' in your image.
If you followed this guide correctly, you should now be hailed as a genius, a prodigy and the savior of rap music despite little to no effort on your part. Congratulations!
When writing lyrics, try and imagine the lyrics of Eminem's Slim Shady LP, but remove the substance and only leave in the parts about murder and rape. Fill the rest of the song with random loosely connected subjects like you're playing a rap version of word association. Then, add in some pointless edgy bullshit that is obviously put in there for no other reason but to be offensive but in reality would barely manage to offend the most conservative, elderly women. Dumb kids will think it's super 'dark' and 'offensive' anyways. Subtlety is never a requirement, just as long as you point out the fact you have bitches locked in your basement in every other song you're good to go.
Step 2: Producing Your Song
The beat should just be a basic, slow, bass-heavy rap beat. This will make everyone think it's real dark and scary. If you decide to include a chorus, you simply have to think of a phrase made up of only a few words and repeat it a couple times.
Step 3: Rapping
You don't have to put much effort into your rapping at all. Even if your flow is broken and shitty it'll be praised by your fans as 'unique'. Basically, you just have to talk your lyrics because the slowness will make the song sound 'darker'. Once you add octave shift onto that you'll sound like Satan with a throat infection.
Step 4: Naming Your Song
Name your song anything. Just go to a random page in the dictionary and name it the first thing you see.
Step 5: Music Video
Now that you have a song, it's time to make a music video. Just record you and your friends from Odd Future fucking around. Sometimes you'll be acting really hard, sometimes you'll be joking around and laughing. It doesn't matter that this breaks the feel of the video and music because you just don't give a fuck. Vomit on the ground a few times, vandalize something, and skateboard. Despite the fact you're only known for your rap, everyone wants to see your shitty skateboarding interlaced with the video. Trust me.
Step 6: Image
Now that you're a rapper, you gotta look and act the part. Despite how dark and troubled you pretend to be, dress like a prep. Even though it's obvious to everyone else that your music is Horrorcore, claim it isn't so you can keep pretending to be original. Work your arms out and show them off as much as you can despite how unproportionate they are to the rest of your scrawny body. Then, even though you look preppier then the preppiest white kid alive, wear some black out contacts so you can still maintain a shred of 'darkness' in your image.
If you followed this guide correctly, you should now be hailed as a genius, a prodigy and the savior of rap music despite little to no effort on your part. Congratulations!
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