понедельник, 22 июля 2019 г.

r/cumtown on nick

grease_pig:
Rochefort has that blue collar, white trash racist redneck wisdom. He even has a tattoo on his lower back with his last name on it. The man is genuine, and actually smart in a non-internet way. He knows how real, actual people operate and that's why he's so funny - on camera and off. His wit and improv ability is achieved only through that middle-american lifestyle.

Mullen, on the other hand, is a poser. He's a faggot podcaster from Brooklyn, and that's all he'll ever be. He can try to distance himself from the rest of the brooklyn hipster fucks with the moustache, with the carpentry shit and with the racism, but at his heart he's still a twitter guy whose comedy works only online. Irony is a tool for the insecure, and Nick might just be the most imsecure of the 3.

Boobear3:
I think the main difference is one is straight and the other is gay. Nick comes off like a wise yet funny middle aged guy while Mullen comes off like an edgy celibate fag who is 2 min away from downloading Grindr

grease_pig:
check this out - early MDE video. https://youtu.be/yxWm0l5SZMk

Notice the difference between Sam's jokes and Nick's. See just how much better at this shit Nick is, see how naturally it all flows. It's because Sam is fresh from art school and still has his subconsious leanings to hipsterdom and e-faggotry. Now, if you watch that boomer video again, you'll see how nowadays Nick and Sam are pretty much on the same level, and that's because Sam and Nick are good friends that spent lots of time with eachother and involuntarily absorbed each other's quirks and personalities. Your friends define you better than anything else, keep that in mind always.

Mullen hangs out with Stav and Adam, the biggest BKLYN woke-faggots there are (faggots OBEJCTIVELY, I still like them). This means that he'll stay the same way for the rest of his life.

пятница, 25 января 2019 г.

(un)ironic

It's apolitical cultural nihilism bro. Cumbois don't stand for anything. Everything is a joke. They are completely ironic. Even their irony is ironic, and it folds in on itself like an MC Escher drawing and becomes sincerity, without any irony. They are completely unironic.

воскресенье, 20 января 2019 г.

not really r/mde, but r/cumtown is pretty good too

a woman gets a pet hedgehog because she doesn't want to be a "cat lady" even though there's nothing wrong with that but neglects to change its (the hedgehogs) cage lining/bedding for its entire life so it develops a weird respiratory thing and it dies then she gets a betta fish because they're "cleaner"

Every Other Woman: You INSPIRE me every day Lacy I just want you to know that