not really r/mde, but r/cumtown is pretty good too

a woman gets a pet hedgehog because she doesn't want to be a "cat lady" even though there's nothing wrong with that but neglects to change its (the hedgehogs) cage lining/bedding for its entire life so it develops a weird respiratory thing and it dies then she gets a betta fish because they're "cleaner"

Every Other Woman: You INSPIRE me every day Lacy I just want you to know that